Unlikely Events

Click here and do the poll

Which one do you think is the most unbelievable?

1. I turned a lamp on without touching the switch
2. I plugged someone into the matrix and also helped him self- actualize at the same time "Everything in the past was building up to this point"
3. Made a female high school student guess any number. 54 i think it was. (not like 7 or 9 types with criss angel)
4. Scared Dick Chaney to the point he sent secret service to my apartment in the Sault
5. I made a star move after pointing at it for about twenty seconds (even I have to admit this was timely luck, rack up another coincidence however)
6. Was able to find the suicide king or ace of spades in a deck of cards many times
7. I made a guy hallucinate by starring into my eyes. "Did you see a demon?" (ala devil's advocate but even more scary)
8. I threw myself on the ground in front of a transport going 80KPH at about 25 meters away, and it defied gravity and magnetically came to a stop.

I tried this after I had been awake for two months straight. I was told the end of the world was in 15 minutes and I believed him. I thought I was supposed to kill myself as a test of faith after the fifteen minutes were up. ONe reason why I thought this was because the night before I believed one of my friends was god on msn messenger (he even played the role) and I remember him asking me if I was willing to die for my faith.

I stripped naked believing I had to renounce my sins in order to receive god's help. It was below forty weather. When the cops finally arrived, I yelled at them "Just shoot me you fucking nigger!" I kept yelling having serious thoughts to go for his holster. In the back of the cruiser I would yell again same line but also alternating with "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Just shoot me. I'm sorry". Before I could make it to the hospital I passed out... which is strange since I had a lot of energy so much I didn't even notice the weather.

While I was passed out I had a vision of merging with god and he gave me a revelation in his voice. They were calling me naked jesus at the hospital. When I finally woke up after about 12-24 hours I met the most powerful older man. My feet and testes were incredibly cold and hurt badly. This older man put a blanket around my feet, and all of a sudden I started yelling "Hot Hot Hot!" It was very electric type of heat. Another amazing thing he did was while being several feet from me, he physically kept my chain on as I was trying to rip off my cross thinking that I had been forsaken by god. I actually started to break it off, but amazingly he kept it on and said "There is something even more powerful than you". Once he left the room the chain fell off my neck.

Return HOME Page